I’d
heard about these toilets in Asia that sing and dance and do all
sorts of tricks, but I wasn’t expecting to see one. I thought they
were a myth, or something you only find in the most high-tech areas
of Tokyo. But they’re actually quite common here!
We
were in Shinsegea, a huge department store in the centre of Cheonan
(not actually shopping, just enjoying the air conditioning) and I
found the most high-tech of toilets I have ever seen. It had a panel
of buttons: some had pictures, the rest written in Korean: heated
seat, music, water spray, blow dry and one button with a picture of
lightening on it - I didn’t press that one!
I
was very excited and wanted to take a picture to show my friends, so
I bobbed down and pressed the water spray button, ready with my
camera. I was expecting a gentle spray of water from the little pipe
that popped out of nowhere – not the raging torrent that came out!
The water shot over my head and hit the door behind me, rebounding
and soaking all of my back, before rushing down the door like a
waterfall and forming a river on the floor which flowed under the
door and out into the rest of the room. It wouldn’t stop!!
Soaked
and ashamed, I rushed past the queue of people waiting to use my
cubicle and ran straight out of the toilets. I sped straight past
Ric, telling him to “run!” on my way past and then burst
out laughing.
 |
| Just as the torrent hit my back |
 |
| So many buttons! |
Mortified,
I realised I had left my sunglasses in the cubicle and had to go back
and revisit the scene of the crime.