Saturday, 30 April 2011

Random things in Cuzco

The Peruvian Massage: I treated myself to a massage the other day. Needed it after my trek. A full body, one hour massage cost a whole £4! It was pretty awesome! It wasn't exactly the most professional establishment - all the masseures looked as if they'd be happy to give me a happy ending and the rooms were seperated by a transparent curtain, I was worried I lift my head up to see a hairy fat guy getting his back massaged. Luckily that didnt happen. Although my masseure did keep climbing up on the massage table with me, which I found strange, but then again Peruvian women are small and I am pretty long! It was a really good massage and the girl (her name was Matilde) recommended some cream for my mosquito bites, nice of her.

I also visited some stuff in Cuzco, the cathedral and a convent - seriously the catholic church makes me sick, this is the third world, people here are poor, and their churches are covered in 22carret gold and diamonds. Its so hypocritical. I went to the Qorikancha too, which is an Inca palace where the Incas kept their princesses until the Spanish came and destroyed half of it and built a church on top of it! I went to the Inca museum and they had Inca mummies! Gross!! They werent even skeletons, they still had some kinda skin covering. Interesting fact: The Incas mummified theyre bodies in foetal position because they believed in life after death and that in order to be reborn you must enter the afterlife in the same position you start life in. Seriously, the Incas were some crazy bastards. I've really enjoyed learning about them.

Ive been couchsurfing again, left my crappy hostel of cold showers and am staying with a fella called Pavel and his family. They're super friendly. We went out on Thurday to a grungy club decorated like a grotto, and then to a touristy club called Le Lek, which was alright. On Friday we all went out to watch a local Beatles cover band. So funny. First of all there were 5 of them, the drummer looked like Freddy Mercury, they were all from Cuzco, and they were reading the lyrics as they went along. And the drummers symbols were all cracked. They got better as the night went on, but thats probably more to do with my consumption of mojitos than their musical talent. It was surreal. I looked around at the girls I was with, Pavel's sisters and friends, and they were all 5ft tall, dark haired, darked eyed latino beauties (I didnt quite fit in with the group!), to my left there was a group of Ukranian tourists in mini skirts and leather jackets looking like cheap whores, and to my right were some drunk Germans falling into everyone and being generally annoying. All the while dancing and singing along to mumbled Beatles lyrics. Good times.

Something really nice that happened when I was walking into town, I stopped at a street vendor stall to buy lunch (chicken and chips, very tasty), and I sat and ate at the stall and spoke to the woman who owned it and her little girl who must have been about 6 or 7. The kid was so cute, she was asking me loads of questions like "is England in the North Pole?" and "where are your mummy and daddy" and "how were you born?". And I taught her some words in English and when I left she said goodbye to me in English :) Its a big advantage speaking Spanish.

Something I like about Cuzco, you can get a taxi anywhere around the city centre for 3 soles, thats about 60p. Encouraging for my laziness!

I'm leaving Cuzco today, on another horrifically long overnight bus ride to Arequipa. I'm actually quite sad to go, I've been here a week and a half and I really like it.

Thursday, 28 April 2011

My Trek & Machu Picchu

Day 1. Sunday 24th April
My day started at 3.30am. I hadn´t gotten any sleep because I was too excited so at 2am I decided to cut my losses and get up. I went and met the group and we waited for the bus, which was 45 minutes late. When it finally arrived it was the bus from hell, small, cramped and old, and winding up through the mountains on unpaved roads was horrible, I had to stop the bus and throw up in some small rural town.
At 9am we finally arrived at Lares hot springs (altitude 3200m). After almost 2 weeks of cold showers I was so excited for the hotsprings, however it wasn´t what I imagined. Instead of crystal clear water bubbling from natural springs, it was more like a municipal swimming pool, browny/orange water and full of Peruvians. We had breakfast and I ventured into the water. It was actually lovely, really hot, and only orange because of the sulphur which made it hot.
At 12.30 we started our trek, uphill, in the scorching sun, towards Cunkani (altitude 3800m). We went up and down mountains, walked through and along rivers, passed llamas, horses, sheep, cows, farmers, children... the heat made it difficult but the scenery was beautiful. The Andes are really stunning. We walked for about 4 hours before arriving at our camp. We ate tea and were in bed by 8pm, long long day!

Day 2. Monday 25th April
The hardest day of my life. Today we had to trek 20km horizontally and 1km vertically, going from 3800m to 4800m altitude, and I wasn´t nearly prepared for as hard as it was going to be.
We set off at 7.30am. First we followed the river along the valley, steadily climbing upwards along a mountain path. Soon the path disappeared and we found ourselves climbing over rocks. Our route getting steeper and steeper and harder and harder the further we went. The weather was also getting worse; first rain, then snow, then hail. It felt as though we´d be climbing forever. As we got higher into the mountains we passed lakes and glaciers, but it was hard to appreciate their beauty because I was in so much pain. The altitude was really affecting me, by the time we´d reach 4000m I felt as though someone had wound tight elastic around my chest, my lungs were burning and my heart was thumping so hard I thought it would burst out of my throat. It was really a struggle to breath, every step was an effort. The cold and the hail against my face didnt do much to boost my moral either. At 4700m I was gasping for breath and wheezing so badly that I collapsed onto a rock and broke down. It was torture, I was dizzy from the lack of oxygen, I felt sick and my head was pounding due to the altitude and I was freezing cold and wet. It was such a horrible feeling, I didn´t know if I could carry on and I cried my eyes out. After some encouragement from our guide, Marco, I got back on my feet and started back up the mountain, still carrying my backpack even after the guide had offered to acrry it for me. The turning point came when Marco played Eye Of The Tiger on his ipod, it made me laugh and gave me that extra boost to get to the top. At 1.30 I made it to the highest point of the trek, Sicllakasa Pass, 4800m. I cried again at the sommet because I was so relieved and happy to have made it. Unfortunately that wasn´t the end of the trek, we had to go down again down the other side of the mountain! We went down another 700m to our camp, and both my mood and the weather brightened up. At almost 5pm we arrived at camp, Puvoc, a lucious secluded bit of land next to a river, it was really beautiful, and at night the sky was full of more stars than I have ever seen. It was a very challenging day, but I was so proud of myself for doing it.

Day 3. Tuesday 26th April
Sleeping at 4000m is COLD! I slept in 2 pairs of pants, wooly socks, a hat, a t-shirt, 2 jumpers, a sleeping bag and liner and a hot water bottle, and I still wasn´t warm! But fortunately the sun came out as we set off down the mountain at 8am. It was much more pleasent going down than it was going up, and the view was stunning. Tropical plants, wildlife, rivers, streams and water falls, and on both sides huge towering mountains. After a pleasent 4 hour walk we had lunch and got the bus to the town of Ollantaytambo, one of the last cities where the Spanish defeated the Incas. The town is really small, but unfortunately has been turned into quite a tourist spot. After a look around the group headed to a bar for a well deserved drink! There were 8 of us in total, 3 Spanish men, 2 girls from London, an Australian lad and a girl from Canada. We got on really well and they were a great source of encouragement during the harder times of the trek, I´m sure we´ll keep in touch. At 7pm we made out way to Aguas Calientes, where we slept for a couple of hours before the highlight of the trip: Machu Picchu!

Day 4. Wednesday 27th April
At 3.30 we got up, had breakfast and joined the long queue of people waiting to get the bus to Machu Picchu. It was raining hard, and I almost fell asleep in my poncho at the side of the road. We queued for two hours, which was necessary if we wanted to be one of the first to get there and to get a pass to Huayna Picchu, the highest point of Machu Picchu which only 400 people per day are allowed to climb. At 6am we where there, but we couldn´t see anything! The entire mountain was covered in a thick blanket of tropical mist. Looking down it felt as if we were floating in the sky, looking down on clouds. We were given a tour of the ruins, it is really incredible what the Inca´s knew and did, for example they used astronomy to work out north east south and west, and their construction techniques are amazing, they crafted their rocks to slot together like lego, they never used clay or cement to hold the rocks together. Incas invented lego... who knew!! At 8.30 we started our climb up Huayna Picchu, only 400m of steep slippery steps carved out of the mountain side over 600 years ago!! At the top there was nothing but big rocks which you had to cling to and balance on precariously to avoid falling to your death, but the view was absolutely breath taking. The mist miraculously cleared by the time we reached the top and you could see all of Machu Picchu, all of the ruins, the surrounding mountains and the river Urubamba. I felt like I was on top on the world, looking down on clouds. It was a hard and tiring hike up but well worth it. The way down was almost as difficult as the way up, my knees turned to jelly and by now the sun was burning down on me. Machu Picchu really is a wonder of the world, it´s beautiful, amazing and incredible. I´m so glad I went there. Our trek had now come to an end, and we faced a long journey home. Two hours on the train, followed by two hours on a bus. But first we had a celebratory meal and some nice cold beers!

Absolutely fantastic experience. Met some brilliant people, saw some stunning places and pushed myself beyond my limits. And I want to do it again!!!!

Sunday, 24 April 2011

Cusco; rocks and cheap booze

Cuzco nightlife is amazing. Thursday night me and Fagner went out and had a lovely meal, went to a cocktail bar with buy one get one free all night, then went to a club called Mama Africa. Was a brilliant night out, Mama Africa was full of tourists, indie music and cheap booze, danced all night before throwing in the towel at about half 4 and collapsing into bed. Poor Fagner was going on his Macchu Picchu trek at half 6, I think I may have ruined his life. (Whirlwind)

Did the city tour on Friday with an English guy called John. For £3 we got a 4 hour guided tour around all the main Inca sites. First was the Koricancha, a temple-come-fort, then Sacsayhuamáno (pronounced 'sexywoman') its an Inca temple shaped like a snake on top of a mountain over looking Cuzco. We also visited the temples of Tambomachay, a temple fot important religious ceremonies, Pucapucará, and finally Q'enqo which is a labrynth made of rocks where the Incas mummified their bodies. If was a brilliant tour, very interesting learning about Inca traditions and what happened during and after the Spanish colonisation. BUT... after 4 hours looking at rocks I began to think the Incas simply had nothing better to do rather than lug rocks into the middle of nowhere and arrange them in nice patterns, I guess thats what people did before playstations and tellies were invented!

Friday night we ate in a little cafe that was full of local people and no tourists, had lomo saltado in epic portions followed by a Pisco Sours then bed.

On Saturday we went to San Pedro market, a traditional indoor market selling everything from handbags to live frogs. We had fresh fruit smoothies, mine, strangely enough, had beetroot in it, and was actually suprisingly delicious.

For lunch I ATE GUINEA PIG!! It's a speciality here but I can't understand why! Was pretty nasty. It came with its teeth, eyes, feet, toenails - everything - attached, and it was really hard to actually find any meat. It was all fiddling with bones and gross stuff. The actualy taste wasn't great either, really strong tasting chewy red meat. I'm glad I tried it though.

After lunch I went to San Blas in the afternoon for a coffee, it's the oldest neighborhood in Cuzco and is up a very steep hill. There's (yet another) temple and lots of handicraft artsy stalls.

In the afternoon in the main square there was a parade of typical dancers, all in traditional dress. It was very interesting to watch. Some of the costumes were quite even scary - creepy masks and feathers!

Next stop: my trek to Machu Picchu! Wish me luck, I'm gona need it!

Friday, 22 April 2011

Cuzco: Templo de la Luna a caballo

At breakfast I set about making myself a friend, Fagner, from Brazil, also travelling alone. And we decided we'd go explore together. We did some shopping, I bought a bumbag, yay! And we visited Cuzco a little before going up a mountain on horse back. The horses took us to Templo de la Luna, an Inca temple on top of a mountain. Was a nice trek, past rivers and saw carniverous human eating birds... erm...! Got to know Jenny and Jonathan from Lima (typical peruvian names?!) They'd come to Cuzco alone and had met up through couchsurfing! We all had lunch together in what I can only describe as some old ladies back garden, the food took hours to arrive, and when it did she only brought us 3 meals instead of 4! Disaster but at least the portions are big so we could share!

I love Cuzco, its smaller, prettier and safer then Lima. More touristy too. The Plaza de Armas (the main square) is fantastic, fountains, flowers and beautiful buildings.

I'm sufferung pretty badly from altitude sickness, nausia has gotten better today but getting really bad head aches and I get short of breath really easily. 30% less oxygen. Damnit!

Thursday, 21 April 2011

The Day After the 24 Hour Bus!

Horrid horrid bus! I didnt get any sleep because we were whizzing through the mountains so fast that everytime we turned a corner I got thrown from one side of my seat to another. I wished I was fatter so I would have wedged myself in!

I felt really ill too for the second half of the journey, I don't know whether it was travel sickness or altitude sickness or the strain of not going to the toilet but I was rough as hell.

At about 6 am we had to pull over because rocks were falling from the mountain side and it was too dangerous to cross, we waited there for nearly 3 hours and then when it was safe to go there was a back log of coaches. It took ages, and I STILL couldn't pee because the entire roadside was full of Peruvian men relieving theirselves, I wasn't exactly goin squat down in the middle of them all.

Sleepless and nausious, I was bombarded with yet more films, on full blast and dubbed in Spanish. The only redeeming factor being they played a Jason Statham marathon and his muscles lifted my moral.

I got to my hostel at about 4pm, a whole 26 hours after leaving Enzo's house yesterday. And all I wanted was a nice hot shower and bed. No such luck, the shower was so cold I could see my breath. But at least my sleeping bag is nice and toasty. My room mate is an Argentine lady called Julia, she's nice and gave me coca sweets and anti altitude sickness pills.

Sleep. Now. Over and out.

The 24 Hour Bus Ride

I have currently been on a bus for 9 hours. And have another 12 to look forward to... At least.

I've left my little friend Enzo and am on my way to Cuzco. I could have flown, but in the end I chose to go by bus for the following reasons: it's cheaper, it's one night I dont have to look for accomodation, dinner and breakfast are included in the price, and its an opportunidad to see the country.

And I must say, so far I'm not regretting my decision. For the first 6 hours we headed south along the coast, down the "Pan Americana", is a motorway which runs the entire length of South America, all the way down the west coast. It was lovely watch the sunset over the ocean on the right, whilst on the left we passed moutains and cattle farms and shanty towns.

We then headed inland to cross the Andes. It's pretty amazing. Total darkess apart from the light from the full moon which highlights the grey rock, it actually looks quite moon-like.

The bus is impressive too, by far the most comfortable means of transport I have ever been on. Great big leather seats which recline to about 160 degrees, and air conditioned, thank God. They had films on too, a Steven Seagal marathon, of all things! Then a couple of comedies followed by Nightmare on Elma Street. An odd selection to say the least! My friend for the journey is a man from Cuzco, and guess what, his name is Elvis!! I have a friend named Elvis! We chatted for ages, he told me all about Cuzco, Peru, Bolivia, and I told him about England and Europe and my previous adventures closer to home. Lovely man. He's written me a list of things to do and see in Cuzco, who needs guide books eh?!

So it's midnight and I dont much fancy my chances of getting to sleep to be honest with you, we're zig zagging around bends in the roads and its not exactly smooth going. Everybody else seems to be asleep though. Oh and more good news: the attendant explained at the beginning that the toilet was for number ones only, which is bad enough considering my stomach has been somewhat off the past few days! But then around 10 o'clock he came on the intercom, rather pissed off, and announced that due to some disobediant little so and so having a forbidden poo, the toilet will be closed until we arrive in Cuzco!!! And I'd been holding on because I didnt want to break the seal! Nightmare! If only I'd have bought myself a shewee!!!

Callao

Monday 18th April. Enzo and I visited the town of Callao, north of Lima. And I had my first experience on a "combi" the smallest type of crazy bus you find here. Small, cramped and reckless.

Callao is home to a big colonial fortress by the sea, which we entered briefly. It's still used by the army and also has guided tours for visitors.

We saw the port, then walked along the coast to "La Punta", a bit of land that juts out where you can walk to the most westerly point. It's a nice place, much quieter and calmer than Lima, with brightly coloured wooden houses and a pebbly beach. We stopped at a very up market restaurant for a drink, we sat on the terrace over looking the ocean and a military school and watched pelicans driving into the sea for fish. We arrived at the western point just in time to watch the sun setting. It was a very peaceful and serene way to spend an afternoon.

In the evening we went into the center for tea and I had "lomo saltado" for the first time. It translates to 'tossed steak' and is delicious. Steak is 'tossed' in a huge wok with peppers and onions and other yummy bits. It's the ultimate stir fry and is a very tradicional dish here. On the subject of food, the portions here are HUGE! Enough for two, maybe three people! And there was me hoping to lose a few pounds here!

Monday, 18 April 2011

Lima at night

Yesterday I had lunch with Enzo and his family, home cooked Peruvian food, mmmm. Then we went into the center and did a spot of shopping/haggling with market vendors.

Semana Santa (Easter) started yesterday and there were literally millions of people out to go to Mass at the main catedral. It was a really big deal, there were choirs and processions and brass bands playing. Everybody was carrying these things called Palmas, which are fancy bouquets of palm leaves. I've never seen anything like it.

Just as the sun was setting we got on a tour bus which took us to Santo Cristobal, a cross on top of a mountain which had panoramic views of Lima. Going up we went through tiny winding streets, through a quite undesirable neighborhood where our guide advised us to shut the windows! From the top the sunset was amazing (i'll add some photo's when possible), you could see the sea and the mountains, brilliant. All for £1.

Back in the center I had my first taste of Pisco Sour, Peru's national drink. It tasted vaguely like rum, but it comes from grapes, is very strong and bitter and is made with eggs?! It wasn't delicious but was drinkable, very strong, after 2 or 3 I'd be hammered.

We also ended up ordering roast chicken and chips for supper at about half 10 at night. Leaving to go home Enzo started taking off his watch and hiding money in his socks, obviously I'm quite a trouble magnet, so I persuaded him to get a taxi instead of the bus. The taxi ride was quite hilarious, the guy beeped his horn about 25 times a minute and zoomed in and out of traffic like a mad man. Enzo didn't understand why I was laughing and gripping onto my seat, but then again I suppose he's use to risking his life on a daily basis.

Sunday, 17 April 2011

Madrid - Lima

So, after an emotional goodbye with the parents I left Manchester and boarded my Ryanair flight to Madrid. My excitement was obviously somewhat contagious as I befriended half the people on the plane, then I ditched my bags in the left luggage office at the airport and went to meet my two favourite Spaniards, Javi and Juanto. We had some beers and ended up in an Irish pub until daft o'clock. I manage to sleep an hour or two in Juanto's spare room before dragging myself back to the airport with a stunner of a hangover.

I had to pick up my bags from terminal 1 and get a bus to terminal 4. Realising how MASSIVE Madrid airport actually is. Then I had to get a train to the gate. Its huge.

Finally, 20 hours after leaving home, I boarded my Iberia flight to Lima! It was exciting. For the past 5 years Ive almost exclusively used Ryanair flights for my travels, so imagine my amazement to see pillows and blankets and big comfy chairs on the Spanish plane! I even bagged myself an extra legroom seat next to the emergency exit. My friend for the next 12 horas was Diego, a peruvian who was highly amused by my life, especially when I whipped some masking tape out of my bag and taped my head phones into the socket because they weren't working.

Arrived in Lima at 6.30pm local time, an hour late. Met my wonderful couch host Enzo, who got stopped by the police as we left the airport and was accused of kidnapping me!! My first bit of drama. We got in a taxi and I had my first experience of Peru traffic. It's like nothing I have ever seen before. There are no lanes, no one has right of way, cutting each other up and beeping horns are as normal as changing gear, grid lock is a constant, all cars have bumps, some have parts missing. Its fun, like a rollercoaster, but I wouldnt want to be behind the wheel here!!

Enzo lives with his family in the north of Lima in the distict of Olivos, it's far from the tourist track and is unlike any place I have ever seen before. People selling things on every inch of the pavement, everything from barbecued corn to stole car doors. Dogs roam the streets and 'mototaxis' zip between the cars.

I met Enzo's two sisters, Vanessa & Karen, his mum, grandma and aunty. Then crashed out dead from jet jag and 48 hours travelling with hardly no sleep.

On Friday we went into the center. On the bus. There are 4 different types of bus here, of varying sizes, some are huge brand new ones which have their own bus lane, others are tiny minibuses or cars and the driver holds a piece of paper out of the window with the destination. All are packed to the rafters. We got on a middle sized one.

The center of Lima is huge, diverse and chaotic. Some areas like the La Plaza de Armas (the main square) are really pretty, touristy and clean. Others and run down decaying buildings with street vendors and beggars. We saw loads; the palace, the change of the guards, the catedral, the river, the Central Bank museum which has gold tribal masks from pre Inca times, the literature museum, churches, an exposition of Inka artefacts, China Town, Parque de la muralla... Enzo should be a tour guide, his knowledge of this city is amazing.

For lunch we had a 3 course set menu for 5 soles... thats less than £1!!! I ate Ocopa (potato with a creamy green chili sauce) Aji de pollo (chicken korma).

Oh and a scruffy pregnant girl tried to rob me but we caught her in time.

Saturday we went to the southern districts of Lima, Baranco and Miraflores. They're the upmarket areas, very touristy, by the coast. Again completely different to the old town. I paddled in the Pacific ocean, the beach is natural and rocky, not particularly clean. We watched paragliders by the cliffs then went to a park where a typical band were playing and old couples were dancing.

I ate street food for tea, these kebab type things that Enzo said were "meat" - by which he meant heart and stomach meat! He tricked me. The heart was nice, the stomach wasnt. Also had Peru's answer to egg fried rice which cost £1 for a huge bag that fed 5 of us!

Saturday nobody tried to rob me, result!

So thats the highlights so far. Im really glad I decided to couch surf here, I would have been scared and clueless without Enzo.

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

CHAPTER II : South America

Tonight I leave Manchester with a one-way ticket to Peru. I can't believe today has finally come after 6 months planning and 6 years dreaming about this trip! It's The Big One. Different continent, different time zone, different hemisphere of the planet!!! No jumping on a £15 Ryanair flight and popping home for the weekend.

Although I've traveled in Europe on my own before this really is going to be a completely different experience, and I'm scared. In a good way.

As usual I find myself asking myself "whhyyyy are you doing this?", "why don't you just get a job and settle down", it would be cheaper, easier and would stop my mother getting grey hairs. But I wouldn't be happy. I wouldn't be me.

So I'm all packed, I'm taking hardly any clothes with me, and only 7 pairs of knickers!!! I don't even know when I'll be coming home, going to aim to be back by November at the latest though.

Tonight will be spent wandering the streets of Madrid with Javi and Juanto, then I'll be back at the airport in the morning to catch my flight to Lima.

Farewell England!!

Monday, 4 April 2011

London

During my stay at Hatfield, Laura and I went for a day out to London! And I fell in love…

…With Camden Town. I’ve never been before, and it really captivated me. It’s weird and different. All the shop fronts are decorated with eccentric models/art displaying the things they sell. It looks like a very scruffy alternative Disneyland! The place has got a real buzz to it. I’d love to be cool and bohemian enough to live there, although I couldn’t be doing with the crowds. It was a Saturday, and nice weather too and the streets were heaving. Just walking down the street you couldn’t go at normal pace because there were so many people, it was like one giant queue. As for the World Famous Camden Market I must admit it wasn’t what I expected, I was expecting cool unique hippy stalls, when in actual fact a lot of it was just standard clothes and jewellery you could find more or less anywhere. Although there was the odd stall that caught my eye, such as the guy selling clocks made out of old alcohol bottles.

There’s a canal that goes right through the middle of the town, with bars and grass on either side and there were people sat chilling in the sun.

And there were real punks hanging out on street corners. Proper punks in ripped tartan and leather, not your moody-fourteen-year-old that passes as a punk these days.

We also went to Oxford Street, had our budget picnic lunch under the Marble Arch and went in one of the most prestigious shops in London… Primark!!! Now I love shopping, but Primark, in London, on a Saturday afternoon is my idea of hell. It was chaos, as if a bomb had gone off and scattered all the clothes and shoes all other the place in no particular order. As Laura battled through the blood thirsty crowds of immigrant families fighting for the last size 12, I took refuge with the 15 desolate abandoned husbands at the top of the escalator. I hugged my knees to my chest and held tight waiting for my friend, all the while praying that no one would come and try and rip the clothes off my back mistaking me for an unloved shop mannequin!

We survived the ordeal and rewarded ourselves with happy hour cocktails back in Camden in a fantastic bar called Bar 55. It was packed (2-4-1 cocktails obviously being popular) – full of a young crowd, chosing from the 150 cocktails on the menu. We ordered some berry smoothy type drinks with gin and vodka in and squeezed on to the edge of a seat, intruding ever so slightly on a group of youngsters on a night out. Great bar, the music was rock and indie and the bar staff were entirely male ;) Me and Laura amused ourselves by playing “Who’s got the best bum in the bar” (girls first, then guys) and by staring lovingly at the barman with curly hair and good wrist action (for shaking the cocktail mixers, obviously).

3 cocktails later we caught the train back to Hatfield, then collapsed into bed!

Hatfield (Hertfordshire)

From Leamington I went to Hatfield, Hertfordshire, to visit my fellow bum pinching blagger Laura Clayton.

The journey down was long and complicated, I had 3 changes, two of which in London. The underground is hard!! It’s much more difficult to master than the one in Madrid. It’s all colour coordinated, but they don’t make it easy for you. With their 3 shades of red and 4 shades of purple that all look the same!! I ended up on the burgundy line when I should have been on the maroon line!?! Anyway, somehow I managed to get on the right train, at the right time, and got to Hatfield just in time to meet Laura coming out of work.

Now I don’t know what it is with Laura, but when we’re together we somehow manage to get away with murder and end up getting everything for free. Like when I went to visit her in Southampton and we got free drinks and VIP all night by pretending we worked on Babestation! (Slightly embarrassed to admit that but it was funny at the time) So I shouldn’t really have been surprised when within 5 minutes of being in her company I managed to blag myself a cup of tea and a bus ticket without having enough money!!

We spent a couple of hours chilling in her room catching up on the 7 months we haven’t seen each other, then went to the shop to buy supper and booze. As we were both on a tight budget we opted for possibly the cheapest meal imaginable: noodles 40p; Lambrini £1.60; bag of Haribo £1!!

After our romantic fine dining we headed out to a club. We actually waited at the bus stop for about 20minutes before consulting the timetable and realising that it wasn’t going to come. Which was unfortunate as I’d gotten ready in a rush and was planning to do my make up on the bus!! In the end, we got a taxi and arrived at Forum, the local student club.

Within seconds of joining the queue we made friends; A group of Essex lads! We were chatting away when I remembered I had no make up on and suddenly felt ever so self conscious. They called me Catherine, because apparently I look like Catherine Zita Jones (when I have a bare face??!!).

Cut a long story short, we spent the night with our new friends, who were lovely, funny and paid for my double G&T’s all night long. The DJ was absolutely amazing and put out some incredible bootlegs, and the club was huge, studenty and unpretencious. Win.

Saturday we went to London (see separate blog) and Sunday we had a lazy day watching films, managing to leave the house briefly to munch some Nando’s chicken and look around the local shopping centre called the Galeria.

I finally made it home to Manchester after an exciting week visiting my wonderful friends here there and everywhere. And I’m still amazed by the fact that you can get from London to Manchester is 2 hours, good old Richard Branson.

Home sweet home… for one week, then it’s The Big One; Peru!!!